Sunday, March 05, 2006
Blogging the Oscar Pre-Show
I promised y'all I'd be live-blogging the Oscars and where better to start than E!
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Running Tally: Who Wants To Kill Isaac Mizrahi
7:21
William Hurt
7:14
Jessica Alba. Did you see the look of horror on her face when he called her over?
6:55
Steve Carell. I can just tell. I have a strange, subconscious obsession with Steve Carell. I am slightly ashamed.
6:40 pm
George Clooney
Eric Bana
Running Tally: Who Wants To Kill Ryan Seacrest
7:14
Jessica Alba. She was so skeeved to hear he was drooling over her. She should take solace in the fact that said drooling probably never happened in real life
6:44 pm
Keira Knightley. You just know she was repulsed
6:42 pm
Me. Is he kidding me with "Michelle has lost a lot of weight"? She just had a baby, you deep-fried frog!
Running Tally: Random Annoyances
7:56
Really, if I went to California with a gun and got a clear shot at Billy Bush, would one of the lawyers in the audience defend me?
7:41
I actually hate Teri Hatcher more than Eva Longoria. Who would have thought that possible? What a nutbar that woman is.
7:40
How the hell is Cynthia Effing Garrett worthy of a spot on the red carpet and I'm not?
7:36
Seriously, how has no one put out a hit on Billy Bush yet?
7:32
Jennifer Aniston wearing black. Didn't see that one coming...her hair looks pretty, though. TEAMANISTON4LIFE!
7:25
Nicole Kidman's blonde hair is horrendous. A crime against humanity
7:22
How is it possible for a human being to be as beautiful as Salma Hayek?
7:16
Eva Longoria. Sure, that came out of nowhere, but it needs to be repeated hourly.
7:10
Terence Howard = Eva Pigford. For that reason alone, I cannot endorse his Oscar nomination. I just keep picturing Pigford playing a pimp and I get scared and have ANTM Cycle 3 related night terrors.
7:02
Tim Burton and HBC: Allergic to soap? Discuss
7:00
Did I just glimpse Steven Cojocaru? It is official, there is no god.
Paul Giamatti "I brushed my teeth". Did you really, Paul?
6:52
Why Will Smith? Why? He's all up on Will Ferrell, trying to steal his funny. PAWS OFF, SMITH!Mallory at 3/05/2006 06:36:00 PM
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