Wednesday, January 12, 2005
Pop Quiz!
The following is a picture of:
a)Ol' Dirty Bastard (aka Dirt McGirt/Big Baby Jesus/et. al)
b)Malcolm Jamal Warner
c)D'Angelo
d)Some guy
While at first I wanted to believe that it was ODB, back from the dead, the sad truth of the matter is that the picture is D'Angelo's latest mugshot.
This is why cocaine is bad, kids, because it makes you bloat like...like that.
Hot damn, y'all. Hot damn.
(Thank you for the picture, Salome! Well, "thank you")
The best thing about Law & Order tonight will be:
a)The gripping, ripped from the headline case
b)Jack McCoy's stirring, passionate opening/closing argument(s)
c)Watching the faces of the people on the jury, especially those in the back who aren't always paying attention
d)The departure of part time ADA/full time zombie Serena Southerlyn.
While a, b, and c are all great, we have a reason to celebrate tonight. Elisabeth Rohm's last episode! Praise be to [insert deity of your choice here], the worst actress ever is finally gone. Really, she made Angie Harmon look like Cate Blanchett.
Mallory at 1/12/2005 06:35:00 PM
