Thursday, November 04, 2004

The State of the Union

  • George W. Bush is still our President

  • Death still can't keep Pac down: Tupac has a new album coming out

  • R Kelly is still a monumental douchebag

  • I'm still having dirrty thoughts about Theo Epstein

  • Helen Gurley Brown is still vibing the I Dream of Jeannie look

    So, really, despite pronouncements that the world has ended, things haven't changed. Deep breaths, y'all.

    Mallory at 11/04/2004 01:30:00 AM

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    at 6:01 PM Blogger Lauren said...

    "Tupac needs to stop releasing albums. It's starting to scare us." - Rolling Stone

     
    at 2:13 PM Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Everybody knows that Tupac isn't dead!

    -Adam

     
    at 7:49 PM Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Oooh, Theo Epstein. Cute.

    (God, like I need another sports figure to have a crush on.)

     
    at 8:04 PM Blogger Mallory said...

    I really hope there's no limit on how many sports figures one can have a crush on, or I'll be arrested for indecency or something similar.

    (Incidentally--I called Theo! Paws off!)

     

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