Wednesday, October 13, 2004
Ca-razy
Oh, sweet merciful Christ, that baseball game almost killed me. Killed! Dead! I was nearly dead, you guys.
I was so sad for Mike Mussina, I wanted to cry for him (did I cry? Um...look over there!) when he gave up those runs, he looked so disappointed in himself. Sniff.
And then it all went crazy! I felt like I was taking crazy pills. Poor Mariano was obviously still grieving, that's the only explanation for...that. And my stomach started to hurt and I needed a killer ciggie/vodka combo.
So, please, boys, if you're reading this (and I know you are...) please, please don't be such drama queens in the next game. My head/heart/psyche/liver can't handle it. Plus, my neighbors will very quickly get sick of my screaming. So please, just be normal, okay? Thanks.
Jenny and Benny Part Deux Spotted All Over LA. The nation yawns.
Alfie pushed back until November 5th? Say it ain't so!. That makes me really sad, I had been looking forward to seeing Jude in his pretty golden boy glory. Hmph.
Tupac is still dead, right? Because, like, five people were talking about him today and I wasn't sure if I had missed something. But he is, right? Dead? Okay.
Me and Diet Coke sitting in a tree, kissing....
If I were less ladylike, I'd have vulgar words for my Literary Criticism class, something along the lines of "Michel Foucault can suck my dick". But I am a lady, so I won't say that.
Tatum O'Neal is releasing her autobiography, which includes a story about how Melanie Griffith (who was dating Tatum's father Ryan) had an orgy with a French couple who was their drug hookup and Tatum...when Tatum was twelve. I apologize for the smog of ick that just clouded up your screen.
Bush taunts Kerry. If our President is not the Brenda Walsh of politics, I don't know what he is. But can't you see him at the Peach Pit? Or stomping off in a huff when Condi tells him to go to bed? Maybe it's just me...
I don't know who John Kerry's 90210 alter ego is, because none of them would go out in public wearing shorts like that. Not even David Silver.
The Electoral Vote has Bush up by fourteen, for what it's worth. Although it seems to change every fourteen seconds. Who knows?
Mallory at 10/13/2004 01:00:00 AM